Tired of that extra weight?
Trying to slim down?
Can't wait to get rid of those love handles?
Other weight loss plans are just too expensive and take too long.
Ready to lose weight and save money?
Try salmonella!
You will experience rapid weight loss!
Your appetite will curb.
Any food you do eat will quickly exit your body.
In just a matter of days you will have a new, slimmer you!
SO START TODAY!
Side effects that may occur;
-violent and explosive sessions on the toilet.
-upset stomach
-head ache
-sweating
-dizziness
-dehydration
-malnutrition
-embarrassment
-awkward conversations with your female coworkers.
-and an overall lack of desire to live.
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I will post about my trip to Hong Kong next Sunday when I feel better. If you didn't get it from my infomercial, I have Salmonella Poisoning. Probably from some bad eggs I ate. At least I think that is what I have, Im going to the hospital in about an hour to get checked out.
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